10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'