10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio