10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed