10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.