10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Welcome to kicker school
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- It's Free To Fold...
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine