10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.