10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it