10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel