10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22