10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.