10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.