10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• It's Free To Fold...
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters