10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• in the poker game of life women are the rake