10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)