10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "No river, no fish."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester