10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Poker is for loners.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT