10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?