10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.