10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth