10 Random Poker Quotes

Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
"In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
"So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
"never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
Never educate a stupid poker player.