10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel