10 Random Poker Quotes

I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
It's Free To Fold...
"If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Fish don't eat Nutz!
Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
You should pay as much as possible for a free card.