10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.