10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• It's Free To Fold...
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.