10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth