10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)