10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant