10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.