10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Welcome to kicker school
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.