10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow