10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- You have to piss with the dick you have