10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.