10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Welcome to kicker school
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.