10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...