10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike