10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm