10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright