10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.