10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.