10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.