10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers