10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer