10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it