10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth