10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
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