10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts