10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.