10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-