10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury