10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon